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If I can't be a stewardess or a sexy wizard, I want to work at Empire Records. Here is why:

For starters, the cream-your-pants-worthy celebrity sightings!


 

You get to work with these two sassy bitches!

 
And this crazy one!

 
You always out-witt, chase, catch and later, befriend teenage shop-lifters!

 
Everyday is Air Guitar Day at Empire Records!

 

Oh and best part is you close every shift with a pop-punk show that takes place on roof of the store (featuring Coyote Shivers and jumpin' bean side kick, Renee Z)

Bitchin'

Like, do you wanna work at Empire Records?

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