My Blog__ Dream Job
If I can't be a stewardess or a sexy wizard, I want to work at Empire Records. Here is why:
For starters, the cream-your-pants-worthy celebrity sightings!
You get to work with these two sassy bitches!
And this crazy one!
You always out-witt, chase, catch and later, befriend teenage shop-lifters!
Everyday is Air Guitar Day at Empire Records!
Oh and best part is you close every shift with a pop-punk show that takes place on roof of the store (featuring Coyote Shivers and jumpin' bean side kick, Renee Z)
Like, do you wanna work at Empire Records?