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May 27, 2009 | By

I already know I'm going to look like shit when I am older. My Mom aged gracefully, but this trait does not run in my blood. You see, my Mom's blood is gushing with sun-kissed summers, horseback riding, jogging and the occasional wine-spritzer. Mine, on the other hand, is clogged with tobacco, gin, 4 Brothers Pizza and flavored water. It's a sad thing when parents out live their children, but it's a whole new level of depressing when I try to fit into my Mom's jeans.

I already know I'm going to look like shit when I am older, I just didn't realize older was now.

Anyone else feeling this?

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