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September 09, 2011 | By

I got married once. It was in the parking lot of a K.F.C. in Long Beach, CA. It was to this guy above. His name is Ben. He was on mushrooms. I was not. He thought it was real. I knew it was not. As he got more and more stoned, he decided to text his mom to inform her that he was moving to Canada with his new Canadian wife. He had to do a lot of back pedaling when he sobered up the next morning. We went to the beach in Santa Monica and I came home with second-degree burns. It was pretty much my dream wedding weekend.

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