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September 13, 2012 | By

I love Britney 's body. She is butch and athletic like a drag queen. Her legs are strong. They dance like no other legs in pop music. What do you think Britney would look like if she had never become "Britney"?

"The backseat of my SUV is full of Taco Bell wrappers and empty capsules. I ate all the morphine so, no, you can not have any. I never text and drive. I wait for the red lights. Please. My neck is the me before. This is me now. Trust me."

Multi-tasking. Modern parenting. Shit happens, guys.

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