Call time 9am. How do I go about waking my dad. He’s in bed with his lover and they don’t let me sleep in bed with them any more. Some shit about I’m a dirty dog, screw that dad of mine. Well I have to wake him up cuz I don’t want to be late for my video shoot. I know! I will shake my head while I have my collar on and it will ring like a bell. I am the alarm! So he better get up.

Howard St and Crosby is the location and everyone is all over my shit. Damn this must be how J-Lo feels when she gets her fat ass to a shoot. We do a walk through of what I have to do. It’s easy shit–walk up and down the street with a model. I bet I’m smarter than her hahaha but whatever right. I will be done by lunch time then head home to sit in the AC. Life of a four legged giant. Woof woof..what can I say I’m a super dog.

Oh great on set of my pro-keds shoot and I get upstaged by someone dying. 3 fire trucks, 2 EMS and they have to pull an old lady outta of a building. “Really” that sucks. I’m the star here where the hell is my agent, someone needs to get me a trailer. Turns out there is a dead body on the 4th floor. I guess I’m giving the breaking news report–now I’m a news reporter. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

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