My Blog__ SHORE SERIOUSLY: SEASON 5, EPISODE 3

January 20, 2012 | By

Jersey Shore has become a rotten ugly place with rotten ugly rules. This week's episode was boring and until the producers acknowledge the cast's celebrity within the context of the show, it's going to stay boring. Next week has the promise of a major brawl and a stripper popping out of a cake. Until then, I'd like to turn your attention to the many sad and repeated events of Deena's life on the shore. If Deena was a Barbie doll, these would be her different figurines.

Drunk Crying Deena

Exposed Booty Deena

Hair Extension Melt Down Deena

Illegal Activities Deena

Never Gonna "Do Sex" Deena

-Mish Way

Read last week's recap here.

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