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DUNGAREES

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I’m really stoked that overalls are coming back. They are really easy to get on and off every time you have to pee. Where is Donna Karan? Can’t we find some loop hole to file this shit under “resort” and send it packing? Urgh.

Though, it would be pretty fucking hilarious to see Anna Wintour walking down the street in a pair of over-sized dungarees and a floppy hat.


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Terry’s A Perv?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Last week, model Rie Rasmussen called out fashion photographer, Terry Richardson, for exploiting and degrading young women through the power of his lens. Rie’s rage came from an unauthorized photograph of herself that Terry had included in his latest book, Terrysworld. More over, Rie – who is also an advocate for women’s rights – said that Terry takes advantage of his position and bullies young aspiring models into performing unnecessary acts during photo sessions. Rie publicly yelled at Terry during a Paris fashion party. He fled the scene and later got his people to complain to hers. Classic.

Since this event, another woman has come out with her story about Terry’s ways. Model, Jamie Peck, detailed several accounts her had with Terry in a personal expose in The Gloss.

Jamie introduces her story by stating that she is not a model, but “just a vain girl with nice tits who likes to pose for the occasional cheesecake photo”. Jamie got to do some work with Terry when she was 19 – the magical age that seems to gravitate to Terry’s lens. Jaime was naive and unworldly (like every 19 year old on the planet) and in retrospect, realizes that the things Terry persuaded her to do were not acceptable.

“I told him I had my period so I wanted to keep my underwear on, and he asked me to take my tampon out for him to play with. “I love tampons!” he said, in that psychotically upbeat way that temporarily convinces so many girls that what’s fun for Uncle Terry is fun for them.”

The tampon incident took place during the second photo shoot she did with Terry.

“(I can just imagine him chirping, “Why don’t you wear these fairy wings while I fuck you in the ass? Wouldn’t that be like, so fun?” to some attenuated girl fresh off the boat from Eastern Europe. Either the man’s totally delusional, or he gets off on the fact that many of these things are not, in fact, very much fun for the girls.) I politely declined his offer to make tea out of my bloody cunt plug.”

Jaime then described how Terry got naked and exposed his penis to her, asking her to shoot photos of him naked as he danced around the room dropping names of high cultural currency. He then tried to get her to give him a hand job. She did it, reluctantly.

“I can remember doing this stuff, but even at the time, it was sort of like watching someone else do it, someone who couldn’t possibly be me because I would never touch a creepy photographer’s penis. The only explanation I can come up with is that he was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn’t want to be the killjoy in the room. My new fake friends would’ve been bummed if I’d said no.”

As these accounts of Terry’s behavior begin to surface, I can’t help but equate the domino effect of truth-telling to that of Tiger’s mistresses who all recently came forward with tales of his adultery. This kind of exposure is dangerous because most speculators are dicks. People are too quick to call the mistresses or in this case, victims of Terry’s dong, “liars” or fame-huggers. Girls who are just trying to get a piece of the spotlight pie. This kind of thinking – although completely unjust and insensitive – happens. It’s the kind of thinking that keeps people who have experienced unjustified sexual pressure or violence from talking about it openly.

Group therapy works for a reason. People are more likely to expose their stories of abuse when they realize that they are not alone. It’s easier to talk about an event in your life that deeply affected you and made you feel confused or shamed if someone else is saying, “yeah I get it” (that or cocaine, kidding). I’m glad these stories are being told.

No one said the fashion industry was a safe place for young women, but no where does it say “must take out tampon for Terry’s afternoon tea and later blow him” to end up in a magazine. Dude is taking advantage of his cultural position and treating women like shit. The problem isn’t that Terry fucks models, the problem is why Terry is able to fuck models and why they fuck him back. Maybe some girls were cool with his advances, but Jaime and Rie weren’t.

He deserves to be called out and then have his dick mutilated with a nail file. Slow and painful – like a forced hand job.

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WHITE SPANDEX

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

About time someone pointed out how stupid tampons commercials are…

Oh wait, I think it’s been done.

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Gradin & Spears

Friday, March 12th, 2010

My friend Justin moved to L.A. This is his art. Via MMann

Brittany Spears via youronkyoungonce

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IT’S THE EVIL

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

We just finished recording our album, “It’s the Evil”, at The Hive with Jesse Gander. I took some photos (when I wasn’t busy watching “Funky Monks“).

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Love on Love

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Courtney Love is on the cover of SPIN (oddly enough, alongside Belly and Elastica, since this issue appears to be littered with themes of “Where Are They Now?”) The article delves into Love’s particulars: the loss of her daughter, her struggling career, her laundry list of medications past and present in essence, the freak show that is Courtney Love. And the article (plus photographs by Daniel Johnson) looks promising, but Love is always promising because she is celebrity. Read it here.

Listen to the new “Hole” here. “Skinny Little Bitch”.

Via SPIN

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Hail Satin

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

This photo was taken in Salem, Oregon the last night of tour. “Hail Satin”, not Satan.

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TOUR

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Hey Guys,

I haven’t been writing because my band is on a West Coast US tour with Nu Sensae (currently updating from a Motel 6 in Redding, California – watching Toddlers & Tiaras.) We have a mini van and no extra leg room. Plus, bad diets and zits. I love America. Doi.

Come to our shows if you are around – check tour dates.

-Mish


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Lindsay Lohan: Princess Piece of Shit

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

I really like Lindsay Lohan. I think her whole “Am I gay? Am I straight? Who knows? You guess!” vibe compounded with her diet of Malboro’s, pills and Red Bull is pretty entertaining. I also really like that she decided to create her own line of leggings. Leggings! Tragic yet poised, “fashionable” yet fucking-up Ungaro’s deisgn label, Lohan is the ultimate tabloid celebrity. I don’t know, maybe the reason I like her so much is that she’s exactly what I would be if I had her same career path. I get her. What’s wrong with getting loser-drunk and making out with a French actor then twittering desperate love messages to your ex-girlfriend? I mean, who hasn’t been there? More importantly, I find Lindsay’s manicured self-awareness both aggravating and charming. Every once and a while she wins my heart for being such a brazen piece of shit. And today, she’s won it again.

Recently Lindsay Lohan went on The Insider revealing that she might be a “celebrity hoarder”. After three overly-hyped interview segments hosted by Reno 911’s Neicy Nash, we found out that Lohan isn’t a real hoarder, but just a normal celebrity who didn’t hire an organizer. Fortunately, The Insider got a professional cleaner-upper to revamp Lohan’s shit pile of a house. The organizer installed closets, drawers, hat hooks but did not make Lindsay throw away her RUN DMC pillow cases and mirrored headboard (thank fucking Christ). Lohan was supposed to give her extra clothes to charity, but instead she ended up selling them on LohanHouse.com, a website where “fans” can buy all the clothes that were not good enough for her, but are too good for poor people. Seriously, Princess Piece of Shit.

Lohan recently posed in a white power suit and thorned crown for Purple Magazine. Dina Lohan – who, by the by, has her own shoe line called “Shoe-han” – is convinced that this is NOT a reference to Jesus, it’s just “angelic”.

And finally, here is the most boring video in the entire god damn universe. It’s Lohan, twisting in her knees and laughing while Terry Richardson pictures her naked and takes photos:

Lindsay Lohan by Terry Richardson from Purple Magazine on Vimeo.

Shit yeah girl:

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CRUISES LET SURI WEAR LIPSTICK

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

via The Daily Mail

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