Picture by Kisha Bari – www.kishabari.com

Some people in my life think I am a lazy pug. Little do they know I am a 24/7 work horse. Really you need proof? Good thing I am well connected in the photo imaging world, e.g in the picture (taken by my photographer colleague Kisha Bari) below I am safe guarding a super secret shipment of precious new film materials by Impossible films… One of my jobs these days…
Anyhow girlfriends, its very important for bitches and ladies alike to have a satisfying, and challenging career. I personally like to switch it up and go in between professions to not get bored – so I dedicate my time to healing, people walking, moonlighting as a model, warehouse work, and please mark your calendars my day time television engagement is coming up really soon.
My dad, Dave Ortiz aka Crazy Dave aka founder of Dave’s Wearhouse (and previously Dave’s Quality Meat/DQM) and Yours Truly will co-host a viral television show -DAYTIMES WITH CRAZY DAVE- starting in mid July of this year… its gonna be supersdooperultracraze, ladies, and I will need your support to get our ratings up… More details once I get the next memo from my agent.

In the meantime, enjoy your fresh vegetables and some lean meats, the bathing suit season is upon us (I really don’t give a flying fox about this, I just exercise cause my mom and dad make me walk a lot and yes, I got the good genes, so I still eat ANYTHING I can get)….

Love,

Squishy