Life and Times of a Four Legged Giant


Service Dog

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

Ladies – I am back!

10 years young, better looking than eva (I did a cleanse, drank a bottle of conditioner so my fur was extra suave for Valentine’s Day and I dance a lot at home), and I have a lot to share…

I know, I know. It has been a while. But most of all it has been winter and seriously who can expect from a girl (even if I sport a pretty darn incredible fur coat) to get out much during this awfully cold time. As much as I love fashion, I keep the clothes for photo shoots, I simply cannot wrap my mind around every day boots or balloon-socks  and sweaters or coats, way too sissy  for me, most of all the damage salt does to my pedicure, naaaa, I am staying put as much as I can during this god forsaken, cold time and we have so much fun at home anyhow.

My messed up Pedi.

Fun at home.

Well, it wasn’t all play during the last months, was also quite busy with work -  but you know I was mainly working from home,  doing what I do best:  24/7 – calming, harmonizing and equalizing.

I was contemplating to expand my educational horizon a bit and go for the service dog diploma and I think I am doing it!

My survey and field test results during the last months were amazing. Good to confirm that I still got it and I really perfected my soothing, healing and harmonizing skills over this winter. So, yes, I think it’s only about time to put the service dog diploma jacket with my gift to heal.

Check me out at work. Here you can see me applying the deep level relaxation snore.

The “Give It Your All, Don’t Hold Anything Back” treatment with my dad.

Physiotherapy – flex and relax, BTW I really enjoy working with in house patients. Also service dogs get to go ANYWHERE – and I am definitely interested in that! Think – butcher, Wholefoods, Parisi bakery,  restaurants, museums,  movies– yep,  I am totally up for finding out if movie popcorn are really that much better than the ones we make at home….. Anyhows, gotta run, got another treatment session ahead.

Also don’t forget the armory show is in town this week, always like to take in some art on my walks thru the city.

Here some cool Street Croche  Art on Bleeker Street with my homie Pablo.

I promise I will be back soon with a recap of my b-day and some introductions to my best friends and many other stories… So long and see you later, alligator!

Love, Squishy

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Come Celebarte my Birthday With Me

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Me as a baby.

Ok now many of you people who live on the lower east side may know who i am and some may know me from hanging out at bars like Max Fish and Epstein’s. I’ve been doing the bar scene for 9 years can you believe that? i know i look good but on January 31 2010 i will be 9 years old and if you are one of those smarty pants you know that in dog years that’s 56 in human years, shit that’s up there. I’m so glad that i have a dad that takes care of me even tho he gets wasted leaves me at the bar while he goes off to talk to girls or go to the bathroom for a real long time but i won’t get into that because he still is my dad.

hey most breeds of my kind PUGS, shit they are fat as fuck and i seem to have my girlish figure. i may snore at night but not as bad as my dad. i still have my wits and i look good.

so what i’m getting at is birthdays should be a day that is well celebrated and enjoyed with friends and family so I’m letting all you peeps out there that have taken photos of me and hung out with me in the summer time on the corner of Allen and Stanton and to all the peeps that have given me french fries…thank you from a four legged old lady…

come and have a drink on Sunday (January 31) with me i will be there from noon till about 3pm then i’m off to a fancy dinner with my dad i hope you guys can come.

SQUISHY

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Biker Chick

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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Now, when you hear the words “BIKER CHICK” you think bleach blond hair, short Daisy Duke cut-off jeans, crazy tattoos on the back with some fat dude riding. Well, that’s not the case with me. Yes, I’m a “BIKER CHICK” and I want people to know that being a biker chick isn’t a bad thing its actually way cool. Having a bike between my legs is like riding a rolling vibrator who needs a man right. Nothing gets more respect than a chick on a loud fast bike cuz you know that some of those weak guys who think they know everything can’t fuck with a chick who’s pushing a fast fucking motorcycle. This is why I want more chicks to be like me and get outta that fucking shitty mini van and get on a fucking hardcore motorbike and tell every fucking doosh bag man with a car to get the fuck outta your way cuz mean ass mama is on the road.

BIKER CHICK SQOOSH”OH-9

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Maybe I’ll Masquearde Myself as a Human

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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Party is going to be the pre-game party for Halloween, so come down and get your freak on…

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Beach Bums

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
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Well, summer is pretty much a wrap. My dad and I hit the beach a bunch of times and to be honest I kinda like the beach. Not a big fan of the water but the sand is mad fun to play in. These photos are of Rockaway Beach.
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Shit, it was super hot that day so I posted up in the shade at first ’til I got my grove on. My dad, well he gets all cute with the camera and loves to take photos of me. I try and tell him to chill but he’s the boss most of the time, well at lease that’s what I let him think. While I was out there I met mad peeps and sat on many laps. Here is me and my dad. Then he started chasing me around.
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I think I look mad cute in these action shots.
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After that we ran into the Pirate Pouche this dog is crazy but looks like a fun dog to roll with.

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After that, the day sort of ended with me taking the ferry and sitting on a table with one of my dads friends but it was cool. Over all the the beach is dope and I can’t wait ’til next summer.
Squishy
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Pro-Keds Photoshoot to Breaking News…What a Day

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

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Call time 9am. How do I go about waking my dad. He’s in bed with his lover and they don’t let me sleep in bed with them any more. Some shit about I’m a dirty dog, screw that dad of mine. Well I have to wake him up cuz I don’t want to be late for my video shoot. I know! I will shake my head while I have my collar on and it will ring like a bell. I am the alarm! So he better get up.

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Howard St and Crosby is the location and everyone is all over my shit. Damn this must be how J-Lo feels when she gets her fat ass to a shoot. We do a walk through of what I have to do. It’s easy shit–walk up and down the street with a model. I bet I’m smarter than her hahaha but whatever right. I will be done by lunch time then head home to sit in the AC. Life of a four legged giant. Woof woof..what can I say I’m a super dog.

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Oh great on set of my pro-keds shoot and I get upstaged by someone dying. 3 fire trucks, 2 EMS and they have to pull an old lady outta of a building. “Really” that sucks. I’m the star here where the hell is my agent, someone needs to get me a trailer. Turns out there is a dead body on the 4th floor. I guess I’m giving the breaking news report–now I’m a news reporter. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

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