NEWS / 10 Steps For The Best NYE Party


By Mel Zee | December 30, 2012 | Link | No Comments
10 Steps for throwing your big shebang this NYE Throwing a New Year's Eve party can be stressful. So much pressure is put on your house being clean, your friends being interested (and or interesting) and the Whole Foods bag of chips you put out being fresh. This year, instead of passing out on the couch before the ball drops, try these ten steps to a stress-free party. You'll thank us the next day as you un-tag photos of yourself from the night before. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 1. Only invite the people you actually want to hang out with. Don't be nice and tell people "the more the merrier" because sometimes it's just not merrier when really bad comedians show up with breadsticks as walrus teeth. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 2. Decorate your place in your own style. If you want to hang red garland, go ahead. Candy canes, though...seriously watch out for candy canes. They will ruin your party. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 3. Learn some new dance moves. Impress everyone with how with-it and up-to-date you are by consulting private YouTube dance channels. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 4. Set up a bar and learn to make complex drinks. Make sure to bum everyone out by talking about how alcohol can be a deadly weapon before you pour their screwdriver. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 5. Make strange concoctions for your guests to eat. Just cross your fingers that they ate dinner first. Anything disgusting can be covered up with a smile. Or a creepy smile. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 6. Make a great playlist. Consider getting a projection screen to show your guests endless images of women in sexy Santa lingerie while they dance to Gangnam Style. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 7. Play games with your guests. Learn a new group game. Just hope you're not the one who has to breathe in "Bad Smell Air." See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 8. Dress for success. Take tips from Grace Jones and Dee Lite on how to dress for NYE. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 9. Learn a new party trick. Make it a dangerous one that could possibly send you to the hospital and get you out of there. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here. 10. If all else fails, we guess you could consult Pitchfork's Guide to New Year's Eve or maybe just stay in and plan for next year. See our next step to throwing the best ever New Years Eve party here.

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