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Everyone and their Grandmother has a blog these days so you have to click through a lot of boring, useless content to get to anything worth while. However, we're firm believes that the cream always rises to the top. Enter some whole milk: Bangable Dudes in History, a blog dedicated to bringing dead man porn for your straight, still beating heart. The blog catalogs famous dictators, presidents, painters and politicians throughout history, judging them on their sex appeal. The authors even include pie charts dividing out by percentage the reasons why the dead dude in question deserves a second look. Some of the justifications for Joseph Stalin being bangable? "American Cowboy at heart as he was pro-bank robberies" or "Pen Name = Steel, comment on his buns?" What about the fact that he killed millions of people? Let that one slide.