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Just when you thought all hope was lost in finding a five star eligible bachelor, hearty has gone to the depths of the finest dive bars, studios (photo and music) and internet lurking spaces to bring you:


These men run the gamut from musicians to tattoo shop owners to fashion guys and photographers, and include heavy hitters like DJ A-Trak of Fool's Gold Records and P-Thugg of Chromeo. You have just enough time to track them down before the 14th and make them yours. And if not, chocolate is always an option, don't let the writing on the back of the box discourage you.

Warning: Don't suck on one of those heart shaped cinnamon candies while reading this,  the answers are hilarious and we don’t want to be responsible for anyone choking on Valentine’s Day.

Let the stalking begin!


Name: Mayer Hawthorne
Age you act: As young as I can get away with.
Job: I'm an equal opportunity food eater, and I sing on the side.

A song lyric that describes what you look for in a woman?

“I like my asses fat not flat” -Quasimoto

Come up with a creative free (ie no $) date.

I mean, a day at the beach is awesome for me. Going and laying out on the beach and hitting the ocean.

We're not dating, but someone says we look good together. What's your response?

“Of course we do!”

One word to describe your skills in the sack:


What clothing of yours does a girl look best in?

I love when girls wear men’s underwear. Like boy shorts. So my underwear!

If MySpace was still popular, what would your "Who I'd Like To Meet?" say:

I always wanna meet girls that are independent and can do their own thing.

Last way you'd want to spend Valentine's day?


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18 Responses to “Eligible Bachelors for V-Day”

  1. Marie says:

    Dear Mayer Hawthorne,

    Be my bespectacled valentine. I will rub coconut oil on your back at the beach and tell you about all the thangs I’m doing.

    Big booty luv,

    Agent Lover

  2. Mira Mira says:

    Love them all!

    My fav:

    Let’s go out and take pics of old people! I like old people because they just don’t care about anything, they’re not embarrassed in any way and thus you can see grannies and grandpas around the city doing curious things wearing their weirdest clothes. Old people are so funny!

  3. Gillian Gillian says:

    Stefano Foini – I like me a ginger…

  4. Charlotte Charlotte says:

    “I’m not a student”

  5. Kimberly says:

    Damn Baby, come up and see me!

  6. Kenza Kenza says:

    Damn… I got me like 10 Valentines right thurrr…

  7. Mish mish says:

    Hey Jimmy Gorecki

    My name is Mish. I’m a writer and editor here at Hearty. You should really come over some time.

    Not kidding.

    Okay, kidding.

    Not kidding at all.


    – Mish

  8. Dana says:

    I’ll be at Max Fish on monday……
    just saying.

    xoxo Natalie Portman

  9. Steph says:

    Steve Dool is gorgeous.

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  11. jess says:

    i agree, charlotte. there’s nothing dreamier than a boy who already has food in his fridge…and the fridge isn’t a mini one.

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    Hey i am looking for that nice guy.Are you there?

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