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January 12, 2010 | By

Only a month ago, we exposed you to Linger, the original vagina mint. And now, thanks to our friends over at Jezebel, we bring you My New Pink Button: Lipstick For Your Labia.

No joke.

My New Pink Button is an exclusive new line of vagina paint certified by a Paramedical Esthetician (whatever that means). This "temporary dye" is meant to "resort the youthful pink color back into your labia." It comes in a variety of colors from The Marilyn (meant for "beginners" or "the fair skinned") to Ginger (designed specifically for "women of color").

So, pop a Linger mint and go paint the town red with your new labia!

Thank you My New Pink Button for perpetuating the double standards of beauty and reminding women that even our vagina's are not good enough.

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