News__ Lindsay Lohan in Infamous
Lilo’s life is painful to watch, but funny to flip through?
The new issue of Blue Water Comic’s Infamous (previously featuring Charlie Sheen) focuses on eternal fuck-up Lindsay Lohan. Few celebrities have been talked about, photographed or scrutinized as much as Lilo, and because of this, most of the comic book won’t be a surprise to most of us. It features Lohan shoplifting, wearing an alcohol detection bracelet, attempting to connect with old coke buddies and lying in a prison cell. Despite the tastelessness, publisher Midtown Comics explains that the book is meant to “teach a lesson about the ills of excessive drinking and drug use.”
But if we had it our way, this is how it would go down for Little Miss Lindsay:
Sometimes stooping down to Disney’s level is the best option you’ve got…
Lindsay: “If only I could win an Oscar. Then they’d love me again.”
Disney: “Lindsay! We’re interested in you for our next starring role, Herbie: Fully Loaded 2.”
Lindsay: “Let me check my schedule… Hmm...empty. Well, as long as the script is as groundbreaking as the last…then I know I’m doing important work.”
See some of Blue Water Comic’s Infamous: Lindsay Lohan below.