News__ Happy Meal Marriage
Starting January 1, 2011 Hong Kong McDonalds will be offering nuptial packages. This deluxe burger of a wedding ceremony offers soda not booze (alcohol is banned), a baked apple pie not wedding cake, a dress made out of party balloons, kiddie party favors for guests, and of course, catering by good old McDonald's (followed by gut rot and a dry tongue). Obviously people are going wild for this and reservations have already been booked for the new year. Did Hong Kong miss the disgusting nugget news from last week? Why would anyone want their wedding to be hosted by McDonalds?