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Henrik Rummel was pretty excited to win a bronze medal
American rower Henrik Rummel sported his own wooden oar during the medal ceremony. In an interview with Deadspin, he said that he didn't have a boner. "Those spandex are pretty tight fitting," he explained, "and whatever position it happens to be captured in, it's staying that way." Whatever, dude.
For more Olympic bulge, be sure to check out Norwegian runner Henrik Ingebrigtsen's dangling jock.
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