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Of all the tabloid droids whose faces shine back at us when we're paying for our Vitamin Water at the corner store, Paris Hilton is really the true queen. Some might argue that Lindsay has recently taken over with her lesbian romance, flippant attitude towards judge appointed rehab and now, her recent jail time, but we still think Paris rules the Queendom. Paris Hilton was arrested, yet again, for cocaine possession. This time, the Hilton heiress was hanging on the Strip in Las Vegas in her boyfriend's Cadillac, when police smelt the marijuana they were smoking from the car. When confronted by the police, a seriously stoned Paris reached into her bag to apply some lip balm to her chapped lips but instead, a little bag of blow fell out. Whoops. In true tabloid droid form, Hilton immediately tweeted, "Hey Las Vegas! Turn on Channel 3 News Now xox!" After being released from police custody she tweeted, "In bed watching Family Guy."

But the drug bust has a twist. When Paris got her mug shot snapped, the public went wild for her braided, maiden-fair-hair-do. As Amy Odell of The Cut pointed out, "Paris Hilton, however, is a mug-shot unicorn...her hair is remarkably flyaway-free." And Amy is right, unlike most celebrities whose mugshots look like grade nine year book disasters, Paris always comes out on top with her side-angled glance, bugling eyes and cockeyed grin. The look has taken her a while to master, but she finally got it right. The girl is a pro. Notice how in the "Best" mugshot her mascara remained perfect (no crying), skin looks shimmering golden (not flushed from paranoia) and her hair is on point (no wrapping her hands around her head in shame). Practice makes perfect to be anything you want to be. Just ask Paris.

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4 Responses to “Practice Makes Paris”

  1. Jess Bloom says:

    i am so glad you wrote about this. “mug-shot unicorn”. amazing.

  2. Mish Mish says:

    She’s set the bar so high. How will Lindsay keep up?

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  4. Danlanda says:

    ‘Good’? ‘Better’?? ‘Best’???
    still looks just like ugly b***h to me…

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