December 11, 2009

Sometimes it's the little things in life that are the best for you. xx hearty

Keep your breasts and guests happy this Christmas by substituting the boring holiday sweater with a decorative tit reindeer. [Beta Mom]

Stop chewing gum because Glamour says it will make you look old. Suck a mint instead. [Glamour]

Engage with the young ones! Play with your kids, or other people's kids or whatever. These finger puppets are cute and non-threatening to a child. [Married to the Mob]

Expand your mind. Do a puzzle like this 1000 piece jigsaw presented by TOTT Global, designed by Ron English. [Frank 151]

Want to smell good? Hug a frickin' guidette. We're sure some of the coconut scent from her poof will rub off onto you. [White Lightening]

Don't get too stoked. It's bad for everyone. [The Onion]

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