June 11, 2009 | By

It's official. A sequel to cult classic, The Heathers, is underway but it's all very hush-hush except for Winona Ryder who took a break from shop-lifting to let the world know that the rumors were true. 'Whatever you hear, there is a sequel in the works. I swear to God. But for some reason the writer Dan Waters and director Michael Lehman don’t want to talk about it. I’ve been wanting to do a sequel forever. There is a story, and Christian [Slater] has agreed to come back as a kind of Obi-Wan character.' We're curious to see how the story of The Heathers 2 will unfold (will Christian Slater do his very best Jack Nicholson impression again?), but it might be tough topping these genius one-liners of the original.

Top Heathers Talk:

1. "Where's your urge to purge?"

2. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?"

3. "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."

4. "The note'll give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks."

5. "God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheerleading captain..."

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