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hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Maddox for Angelina Jolie We Suggest: "Fang" shoes by Iris van Herpen These exclusive "Fang" shoes by Iris van Herpen and United Nude are hot and a little bit scary, just like Angelina Jolie. They'll also come in handy if Angelina visits Maddox's birth country, Cambodia, during rainy season. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Frances Bean for Courtney Love We Suggest: IRO Lawrence Printed Tee with Kurt Cobains signature If we know Frances Bean even a little bit (and we like to think we do), it's not very likely she'll get sentimental with Courtney Love. A little over a week ago, Frances took control of her father's image and intellectual property away from her mother. Great timing with Mother's Day around the corner. This IRO Lawrence Printed Tee with Kurt Cobain's signature at the bottom would be a great way for Frances to rub some salt into the wound. Especially if she gets royalties. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Jace for Jenelle Evans We Suggest: Agent Provocateur baby lace satin bra The truth is, we're living in a time where teen mothers from North Carolina are front page tabloid stars. Jenelle got a boob job, y'all. Her baby, Jace, should crawl over to the keyboard and order her up Agent Provocateur's baby lace and satin bra. Something with a bit of class that might land him a step-father who hasn't been to jail. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Blue Ivy for Beyonce Knowles We Suggest: Maison Martin Margiela Ostrich feather pen In addition to incubating Blue Ivy (or did she?), Beyonce gave birth to an article for Essence magazine that won a journalist award. It seems like this white ostrich feather pen from Maison Martin Margiela would entertain both the baby and dubious writing career. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Suri Cruise for Katie Holmes We Suggest: Babeland Orgasm in a box Now 6 years old, Suri Cruise might clue into her dad's total gayness and her mom's abducted eyes. What Katie Holmes needs is Babeland's Orgasm in a Box. Katie's not the cautious and virginal Joey Potter we think she is. This lady has needs and there's no way they're being met by Tom Cruise. Seriously. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide! Mother's Day Pair: Alice for Tina Fey We Suggest: Vacation with a Thakoon Addition Maui Sweater Between two ferns? More like, between two palm trees. That's where Tina Fey deserves to chill for a bit after starring, producing and writing 6 seasons of 30 Rock. It seems like things are wrapping up for the show and Alice can get her mom used to the idea of a vacation with this Thakoon Addition Maui sweater. Click here to see hearty's celeb mom gift guide!
Just letting you in on the week's best secrets, you know? Heavy Cream just dropped their new album, Super Treatment. It's less "Watusi" and more fuzzed out and frantic. [Elle] Jessica Biel wants you to know her purse is worth more than your yearly income. LOL, bitch! [Huffington Post] Octomom does porn to make ends meet. Is it terribly un-feminist and square to judge her? [Huffington Post] Courtney News: Love details us her weekly diet of pot pie, leg rubs and sugar. [Grub Street New York] Heroin is not for dolphins, okay? (More importantly, why was someone doing dope at a rave?) [MSN] We love Tracy-Clark Flory so much. This time, she tackles Right-Wing sexual pathos. You know, why we're reverted to archaic thinking about love, sex and health rights (ah-hem, birth control) and how it's just insane. [Salon]
What else is new? Our favorite American jewelry designer Pamela Love debuts her new lookbook for Fall '12. [Studded Hearts] Courtney News: The Bean owns all things Kurt. [VICE] Paying homage to the Spice Girls is sexy and complicated. Do you think Victoria Beckham likes it when people call her Posh? [Love Cat] This woman looks like a feces with eyes and a peach sweater. [Jezebel] Remember Four Loko? This is why it's (sort of) gone. [Olde Pay Phone] Let's talk about weight stereotyping for a minute here.... it's too real. [Glamour] Our Los Angeles blogger Yasi gives straight men the low down on why money matters. [AskMen]
It's Friday Our favorite basketball obsessor Bethlehem Shoals (of The Classical) talks Drake's new video and the bar mitzvah meanings behind it all. [The Awl] Who isn't enjoying this? [Beyonce] COURTNEY NEWS: Love went on one of her most awesome Twitter rampages accusing her enemy Dave Grohl of trying to have sex with her daughter Frances Bean. Frances Bean then said, "Twitter should ban my mother." [Gawker] On Ashley Judd and the feminist face... [The Washington Post] In defense of vagina songs? [Street Carnage and TV Boners] Who doesn't love playing Fuck Marry Kill? [The Cultist Zine]
It seems like this week there was so much talk of thin, so we'll give you the skinny on the skinny Katie J. Baker rips apart Dara-Lynn Weiss for putting her 7-year-old daughter on a Weight Watchers diet and then flaunting it for an article in Vogue. [Jezebel] Speaking of diets, get the skinny on Israel's new ultra-thin- model ban. [The High Low] A thinner Crystal Renn goes blonde for Numero China. [Love Cat] The search for the perfect "real woman" super model continues, even in high fashion. [Femail] One Miss Courtney Love ("Skinny Little Bitch") inspires socialite Pixie Gedolf (also "Skinny Little Bitch") to make music. [Oyster] H&M accused of using a half-dead model for their latest campaign. How do you think this girl feels after being called "a corpse"? What is WRONG WITH OUR WORLD? [Daily Mail]
Courtney Love draws us into her vortex, again... Courtney Love has had a weird month. Her estranged daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, publicly outed Courtney for having body issues and a pseudo-eating disorder claiming, "she basically exists now on...Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes." On the plus side, Courtney won an eviction a law suit against her landlord and in a new book called "Courtney Comes Clean: The High Life and Dark Depths Of Musics Most Controversial Icon" written with The Fix’s Editor-in-Chief, Maer Roshan, she exposes the details of her turbulent existence, mostly how she loved doing math on crack. Apparently, Love is upset about the outcome of this $2.99 tell-all read, maybe she'll "Hirschberg" Roshan's ass like it's 1993? Point is, the minute Courtney fades out of the spotlight she manages to crawl right back in and it's because we miss her when she's gone. Bust recently discovered Courtney Love's personal YouTube account "Shelly Love Lace" and tipped us all off to hours of entertainment. Through an endless world of video clips, we can see Courtney's favorites, her comments on her own performances and her inspirations. On one video she comments: "we sucked donkey in la im shamed so sorrty ill make it up to you i was taking abilify and got really bad aktheshia its a side effect my mojo would NOT COME- fuck that shit id rather be drepressed, proves one thing you gotta feel to play= cos i wanted to- but the fucking non narctotic bran dead gloss fucked me- blame hotel boy. boy theres a story" And on a Portlandia skit she wrote:
"HERE IS EXACTLTY WHY I AM SO ALLERGIC TO BROOKLYN= WILLIAMSBURG I MEAN- IT WAS GROSS AND SEEDY WHEN I GREW UP THERE BUT THIS WAS ALWAYS COMING I BLAME OLYMPIA AND SF- I PREFERRED THHE BUMS JUNKIES ANC QUALITY PIE IF YOU DONT KNOW QP ON GLISAN THEN PLEASE DONT THINK YOUR A TRUE 503 IM IN DENIAL ALREADY= IM FROM,,,,, UH,,, LA !!!!! NAME FIVE FAMOUS PEOPLE OTHER THAN ME AND TANYA HARDING FROM HERE TEN BUCKS!"Once again, Love has captured us just by being herself and, damn it, we are intrigued.