05.02.12
Twitter is a place to network, link up, joke around but more over, it’s a place between reality and computer where anyone can copyright their inner dialogue and celebrities are but one degree of separation. Here are some of the women who we think totally get twitter.
MINDY KALING (Writer, producer, actress, comedian)
Best Tweet: “For the record, being 30 is totally f’ed. The battle between girl and woman is Ridley Scott level intense. Can’t wait to be 31.”
KERIN ROSE (Designer, Professional Bedazzler)
Best Tweet: “i am so amused by my mother emailing me “wazzup?”& nothing else that i think she just answered her own question.”
JOAN RIVERS
Best Tweet: With Joan it’s damn impossible to pick just one because everything that escapes her dragon lips is pure maniac gold, but here are some real classics:
“No man will touch me. Do you have any idea what it’s like to have a rapist see you naked and then decide to retire?!?”
“Finding it sad and difficult to write an obituary for a friend who died over the weekend. Is it wrong to say he loved black men and pizza?”
“I have no sex appeal. Today I had an obscene phone caller turn gay.”
SARAH HASKINS (Comedian)
Best Tweet: “It feels like I am at a cool nightclub. A nightclub of moms.”
COURTNEY LOVE
Best Tweet: Ever since Courtney has began to check her spelling and type like a human, the craziness has mellowed out. However, she still throws the world a jem every now and then, “ive given my word not to twitter its a little or a lot like masturbating not one good thing has come from the useless pasttime but i likeit?”
PAM ANDERSON (Actress)
Best Tweet: Pam mostly tweets links to her Facebook page where you can view screen caps of the comments left on her links and photos. We think is pretty hilarious. Next level.
CHELSEA HANDLER (Comedian, Author)
Best Tweet: “Jay Mohr thinks I “stumbled” past him last night. There’s a big difference between stumbling by and just not interested.”
LEAH MCSWEENEY (HBIC MOB)
Best Tweet: “HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. BUT HE’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW.”
There are tons of other women we love and adore on Twitter. Follow us along @heartymagazine and keep checking up for more lists like this.
