RESOLUTION: “I Will Help My Friend Who Has a Kid”

EXPERT: Desiree Velasco of The BoobsMilk and full-time Mommy

When you’re young and used to caring only for yourself, (and possibly your cat or immature boyfriend) it can be hard to imagine taking care of a kid. And since the transition from bouncing your booty in the club to bouncing a baby on your hip is difficult enough, everyone needs a little help from their friends. You want to be there for your girl and get to know that precious little bundle of joy she’s been gifted with, but you don’t know a diaper from a pair of granny panties. We’re calling in the big guns to help you, help your mommy friends out.

Desiree Velasco has big opinions, big boobs, a big vocabulary and one tiny little angel that she loves with all her heart. The author of the blog TheBoobs used to feature sex, video games and a fiery hatred for Lil Mama. Since becoming a big mama herself, she has reset her sights on all the “shit” you deal with as a mother on her new Tumblr, TheBoobsMilk. Nudity is no longer a daily guarantee. But she still covers a love of tattoos, reality TV, nail art, Teen Mom 2, healthy lifestyles, and pictures of her beautiful family. Desiree knows the challenges of balancing personal life and mommy life. And seeing as none of the hearty girls are yet to contribute to the world’s population, we asked her some questions about taking care of those smaller and more adorable human beings known as “children.” As part of your 2012 resolutions, help those in your life who have added “mom” to their job descriptions.

Read Desiree’s mommy tips below and set yourself a cut above Kim Kardashian’s baby sitting skills in our Help with 12 Resolutions for 2012: I Will Help My Friend Who Has a Kid.

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