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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino the questionably young, "Man of the Jersey Shore House" has mastered a plethora of useful tasks. Whether it's teaching viewers about "creeping," cooking chicken cutlets or pulling a "robbery move," he keeps us entertained yet offended by his moronic, sexist Situationisms. In between embarrassing himself by performing a pathetic, pigeon-toed routine on Dancing With The Stars, The Situation managed to team up with writer, Chris Millis to write his first book, Here's The Situation. As expected, the book will be filled with little turd nuggets of knowledge from the reality star:

"The best sex is often with a grenade — because she's so grateful."

"Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs . . . maybe they're into the Michael Phelps look."

"Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health."

In this case, we think you can judge a book by it's cover.

Via: Perez

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